Written by queen mudder

Saturday, 30 April 2011

image for PM 'in bed with the Middletons' as mother Mary Cameron named part-owner of racehorse Sohraab
Didn't exactly mention the Middleton connection during the General Election campaigning last year

London - Royal wedding whorse-whisperers knew all along but stayed schtum on No 10 orders to play down the PM's toffness.

Now it transpires that Big Dave 'All-In-It-Together' Cameron's family and the Middletons have been a saddling enclosure item for years - as members of a thoroughbred racing syndicate that owns Sohraab.

The seven year-old flat racer's sire was 1994 Epsom Derby winner Erhaab and the Blue Riband champ raced in the blue jockey silks of convenience of UAE Shaikh Hamdan Al Maktoum.

Its owners the Pangfield Racing Club include Mary Cameron and the syndicate's social aspirations have soared through
entry to intimate Royal Ascot inner circles.

"So much for Dave's notion of the classless society," Newmarket rails bookies commented today.

"The man's a right chancer and we've all been stitched up over this 'people's austerity royal wedding' bollocks.

"Anyone for a tip for the Yorkshire Oaks?"

A Downing Street spokesperson said nothing today because everybody in Government's still too rat-arsed from their piss-up yesterday.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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