Written by Sambuca'

Thursday, 20 January 2011

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Potential gaffer, Gary Glitter.

Ski Sources can exclusively reveal today that Gary Glitter is the latest bookie's favourite to succeed Houligan at brummy-based outfit, Aston Vanilla.

Flop Houligan, has been exposed to the media recently and controversy occurred after a training field bust-up with ace forward Emily Peskey.+

I caught up with Emily, who had this to say, "anyone for a samosa?"

Emily has featured twice under Houligan's reign at Vanilla, with an impressive goal-to-game ratio of -2 goals in 16 games so far this season, you can't fault Peskey's work ethic on, and off the pitch.

It is believed that Glitter arrived at Vanilla's training ground today, for a medical, subject to a 3-year 2-figure salary deal.

Glitter shared that he's relishing the thought of working with a strikeforce that's young, bent and possibly Keane.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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