The world's richest football club, Manchester City, have this morning announced that they are to sell their entire squad of players, and start all over again from the very beginning.
Sky Blues manager Roberto Mancity told a news conference that, despite City's lofty third place in the Premier League, the club's owners were not satisfied with its achievements since they took over two years ago, and had decided to offload every single one of its current 108 players, and replace them with "better models".
He said that money had been made available up to a limit of £850million by Sheikh Mansour, with a further £3billion set aside for daft salaries.
Other staff, including a tealady, are also to be shown the door.
City are daft, aren't they?
What are they going to do when the wheels come off?
