(Indianapolis, Indiana) - The National Collegiate Athletic Association has publicly acknowledged that this year's field of men's college football post-season bowls contain the worst names ever in its 100-year history.
"We believe we have hit rock bottom," said spokesman Mac Newton. "But we are still negotiating with several sponsors on the following highly promising ideas: the ExtenZe Male Enhancement bowl, the Halliburton Sex Slavery bowl, the BP Plausible Deniability bowl, the Union Carbide Bulk Chemicals bowl, the Al Jazeera Camp Delta bowl, the News Corp. Citizen Kane bowl, the McDonald's McBowl bowl, the Wal-Mart Guns-and-Ammo bowl, the Microsoft Anti-monopoly bowl, the Monsanto Feed bowl, the Pennsylvania Board of Tourism Luddite bowl, and the Big Tobacco Fight Emphysema bowl, just to name a few."
A sampling of actual currently scheduled bowls is provided below:
uDrove Humanitarian bowl
R+L Carriers New Orleans bowl
Beef 'O' Brady's St. Petersburg bowl
MAACO Las Vegas bowl
S.D. County Credit Union Poinsettia bowl
Sheraton Hawaii bowl
Little Caesars bowl
AdvoCare V100 Independence bowl
Champs Sports bowl
Insight bowl
Military Bowl Presented By Northrop Grumman bowl
Valero Alamo bowl
Bell Helicopter Armed Forces bowl
New Era Pinstripe bowl
Franklin American Mortgage Music City bowl
Bridgepoint Education Holiday bowl
Meineke Car Care bowl
Hyundai Sun bowl
AutoZone Liberty bowl
Chick-fil-A bowl
TicketCity bowl
Outback bowl
Capital One bowl
Rose Bowl Game presented by VIZIO bowl
Tostitos Fiesta bowl
Discover Orange bowl
Allstate Sugar bowl
GoDaddy.com bowl
AT&T Cotton bowl
BBVA Compass bowl
Kraft Fight Hunger bowl
and last but not least
Tostitos BCS National Championship Game
