The Glazers ruining another football club

Funny story written by mr. dja

Friday, 22 October 2010

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A very old man in the Glazer family

This club is Liverpool F.C! You might be surprised that the new Liverpool owner is actually a cousin to the hated Manchester United owners. Yes, he lied that his family name was 'Henry'. Well actually, it's no real surprise that they are cousins, considering that they are both Americans who are not interested in football, but only in cash.

You can tell that the Liverpool owner is only interested in cash, when he said that Liverpool won't spend big in the transfer market.

The previous Liverpool American owners, were apparently also Glazers, and it shows that the very BIG Glazer family wish to ruin football clubs.

They are currently planning to take over Chelsea and Arsenal, which would complete ruining the big four(well if you consider Liverpool in the big four). Malcom Glazer's grandson, Billy is a 10 year old club owner, who his ruining Glory side United. He is learning how to destroy clubs just like his grandad. They are reproducing like rats and fans should buy some pesticide for them.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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