Written by masterchev

Friday, 1 October 2010

image for Ryder Cup delayed by Rain. Welsh PM: "Ha!"
"There are three lakes on this hole. The one on the left, One near the bunker, and that bloody puddle since this morning"

The Ryder Cup has ground to a halt this morning, as the competition was greeted by traditional Welsh weather.

The one time people wanted the infamous Welsh Weather to smile, the Heavens opened as Day One of the Ryder Cup ended up being postponed.

Welsh minister Johnathan White then smiled at a bunch of local tribesmen, before informing them they could stop the rain dance. The men, all living in the Valleys area near South Wales, were clearly confused about the new technologies but this didn't scare them too badly.

Monty, of no relation to Mr. Python, was then quoted as saying:

"Bloody Welsh weather means we can't get anything done. Golf really sucks. The course is brilliant. The country itself is brilliant. The weather however..."

Johnathan White only replied "Welcome to Wales boys!" from underneath the cougal he was worn for the past 50 years. Legends say it has never been dry since it was bought.

If so, it looks ominous for both sides. But maybe a bit more for the Americans, who can't handle less than 20 degrees before they break out in Eskimo hoodies.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Golf, Ryder Cup




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