Harry Redknapp is not a 'Wheeler Dealer', he is a Football Manager.

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Friday, 3 September 2010

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Wheeler Dealer 'Arry: "How many 'wedges' is that?"

White Hart Lane, London: 'Wheeler Dealer' Harry Redknapp has told the international Sport Media, that he is a Football Manager!

At the launch of a new rock and roll song, dedicated to Harry Redknapp, the 'cuddly' Wheeler Dealer Harry was in no mood to compromise over the lyrics;

    "I know a Wheeler Dealer
    And the transfer deals aren't small.
    They cost a f***ing fortune
    For Harry Redknapp's mad about football.
    Harry's done some some wheeler dealing
    And made some money from his job,
    Since Harry became the Manager of
    Those terrible football clubs.

    (Chorus)
    For Harry's football crazy,
    Harry's football mad,
    The wheeler dealing, it has taken away
    The little bit o' sense Harry had,
    And it would take a dozen brown envelopes
    To keep Harry away from the 'Scrubs',
    Since Harry became a Manager of
    Those terrible football clubs.

'Arry Redknapp is a likable guy, the quintessential cockney done good. Memo to Sky Sports, for pity's sake me old china, don't attempt matey banter with Arry after his team has just lost at home to Wigan. Don't call him a "wheeler dealer" at that moment!

'Arry has been subject to more than his fair share of scrutiny. The 'mini wehrmacht' barged down his door at 5am in 2007 investigating tax evasion and in 2006 he was filmed allegedly tapping up a player in a Panorama documentary.

Neither were ever proved and seemed to our lay-eyes pretty baseless, but these brushes with the 'mini wehrmacht' have nevertheless left 'Wheeler Dealer' 'Arry clearly a bit touchy.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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