Banned French footie players apply for British citizenship

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Wednesday, 18 August 2010

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Footie national trainers gather for their annual conference, beaucoup cochones, qui, qui!

Nicolas Aneilka et Patrick Evra have both been banned from playing for the French national team and immediately applied to become Brits, qui, qui!

Both earn their hard earned millions in England and now have but one desire, to play for Capello (a true Italien Brit) and England.

Aneilka actually called the French trainer a "cochon" and was thrown out, tout suit, Evra didn't call him a "cochon" he just thought it so he was only banned for 3 games.

After England's horrendous performance at the World Cup any improvement would be "bienvenue" and having these two ex-French exiles in the team, cést magnifique.

Capello gave the following press statement:

"worse zan Rooney & co it cannoti geto so ifi dese players becomi Inglesi's, sure, porquoi no, but I am noti a cochoni!"

Rooney was also asked about the situation, here his response in his best Scouse accent:

"great lad, good idea you know, I always thought Capello was a "cochon" like but I didn't know what the fuck it meant like!"

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