Written by Charpa93

Friday, 2 July 2010

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Come on, Paraguay?

Although Paraguay is not picked as the favorite to win the World Cup, after news broke today that a famously buxom lingerie model from Paraguay has promised to run around the World Cup Stadium naked if her country wins the World Cup, male fans have been lining up at local churches around the world to pray for Paraguay to win.

Until now, Brazil has been running neck and neck with Germany as the top teams to win the World Cup. However, after hearing that the model, Larissa Riquelme, has offered to have her body painted in the colors of her team and run naked through the stadium, all eyes and prayers are on Paraguay.

Not to be outdone by Paraguay, the Brazilian camp has said that if Brazil makes it to the finals, Kaka has agreed to play the final game wearing nothing more than a jock strap and shin guards, hoping to please the large assemblage of female fans of the games.

Argentina's dwarfish coach, Diego Maradona has also offered to run around naked if his team wins; Argentina goes into the quarter-finals as the least favorite team to win.

Update: Since the writing of this post, Brazil has been eliminated from the World Cup. However, it is reported that Kaka had a side bet that if Brazil lost, when he returned home, he would dress like Carmen Miranda and parade himself down the streets of Rio. The gay community in Brazil is ecstatic.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: World Cup, Brazil, Kaka

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