Written by goldie 206

Thursday, 1 July 2010

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German technology similar to what they used to cheat.

Last night the whole German team was under arrest for the most dastardly plan to deny the wonderful English team their place in the world cup.

As the German team was at Johannesburg airport the ball used in the match set off bomb sensors. When the ball was examined it was found to contain complex electronic equipment.

The equipment was labeled "made in Germany by Herr Lip & Scrotum, Berlin". This is the company that manufactures the world class air to ground laser guided weapons.

When the team were arrested the manager was found to have a small laser pointer in his pocket. After reviewing video of the match with England the manager was seen to draw something from his pocket and shine a small laser beam behind the English goal line -immediately the ball swooped down easily defeating the English goalie.

This will cause international outrage and the whole series will have to be replayed until England get their rightfully earned world cup in their hands.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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