Written by Bureau

Saturday, 26 June 2010

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Police in Manchester say a 35-year-old woman apparently excited about a football game in South Africa jumped around until she fell out her fourth story apartment, landed on a truck hauling a dumpster filled with mattresses, crawled out of the dumpster when the truck stopped for a light and came back & went to lay on the couch of her downstairs neighbors.

"I came in later", stated Helen Flowergate, "and there she was sleeping like a baby."

Flowergate stated that a neighbor who had seen the lady fall but couldn't find her on the street, knocked at her door and told her what happened.

They had no success at awakening her as she snoozed away.

The new woman to the neighborhood, whom police have not identified, was taken by ambulance to hospital but doctors there says that she will probably be OK. However, they will keep her until she can stand up on her own.

"Had a snoot full, she did", stated one emergency worker. "That's probably why she isn't hurt as she was very limber. All she wants to know is if the England/Germany game has started and demanded a telly if she had to stay."

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