World Cup in danger as "Boer" Eugene Terreblanche is "topped" by black farmers boys!

Written by Jaggedone

Tuesday, 6 April 2010

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No such fun in South Africa, English Hooligans are boycotting it in respect of Mr. Terreblanche!

Loveable "Boer" Eugene Terreblanche and leader of the AWB (Afrikaans White Boys party) was murdered by two black farmer boys last Saturday and this event has caused massive doubts about the World Cup being held in "Zuid Afrika"!

Mr or Mijnheer Terreblanche was a great believer in apartheid and black "untermenschen" and this crime could perpetrate RACIAL HATRED (what's new?) between black and whites leading to a very unstable political situation.

The "footy" world Cup is about to begin and the South African (black) government are issuing massive propaganda films depiciting their country as a "Safe Haven" and a multi-culti paradise!

Hoping that footy fans wil ignore the high levels of criminality, shanty townships, drug dealers and now, racial conflicts (and that's only amongst blacks!)

The following statement was issued:

"We desire the World Cup in South Africa to be a 'shiny, happy, colourful, carnaval of happy, shiny, colourful global footy fans!"

The English official Hooligan Fan Club also issued a statement:

"Mijnheer Terreblanche was our hero and now he's dead, just like Hitler, we the official hooligan fan club of England will boycott the World Cup because those fucking Zulu's outnumber us a 1000 to 1"

If the English Hooligans pull out what chance for the rest of us!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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