London - (Arse-Over-Tit Mess): The octogenarian Grand Prix champ is recovering in hospital after 'someone or something' pushed him three stories (sic) down a lift shaft on Saturday.
The incident happened in his London home on Saturday, once dubbed the most haunted house in Mayfair.
Previous poltergeist activity has shaken the residence badly; on New Year's Eve 1999 an ectoplasm snake jumped out of Lady Moss' ensuite bathroom lavatory and bit her on the bum.
Then during the Queen Mother's 2002 funeral the Moss' pet rottweiler was found dead inside Sir Stirling's drinks cabinet!
And on Polling Day 2005 a heavy oil portrait of the racing driver's ancestor Sir MacDuff McStirling crashed unexpectedly to the ground, almost decapitating the couple's cleaning woman.
Recovering from having his poor broken ankles underpinned at North London's Royal Freak Hospital today Sir Stirling told reporters "B****r off!"
Jensen Button is a wily young scamp.
