Written by Earl Grey

Saturday, 27 February 2010

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"Don't Phuque With Me"

Ivana Phuque, Olympic speed skating champion and darling to millions of sports fans has announced that she wants to win gold at the summer Olympics. She is to attempt to gain a place on the Swedish Karate team for London 2012.

At a press conference in Vancouver she said "Please, from now on call me Hard Phuque. I will be having intensive lessons from my cousin, Don Giva Phuque, the legendary Swedish martial arts expert. I want to win gold at London."

It would be an outstanding achievement if Ivana 'Hard' Phuque was to gain gold at both winter and summer Olympics. Already bookies are taking bets on whether she can pull it off. Spokes man for William Hill said "We expect to take a big Phuque bashing if she wins in London."

Ivana Phuque comes from a big family. Her cousin Ilika Phuque recently starred opposite Johnny Depp and continues to have a successful acting career. Enida Phuque is an award winning scientist and Agud Phuque has just released his first album "This is Agud Phuque".

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Ivana Phuque

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