Written by sychung

Friday, 26 February 2010

It might have been an accident, or a deliberate coincidence, but whatever the cause, Kim Yuna and Mao Asada, at the 2010 Olympics Long Program, were racing each other.

Kim won, but Asada lost by just 0.01 points.

After the "match-up" Asada excused herself and said, "I think I was too fat to skate."

Kim replied back, "Asada has no talent, she is just a fur ball with 5000 cellulites. No wonder I beat her like a drum."

It was an unusual thing for Kim to insult people, but she went further to label Miki Ando as a blubbering hippo.

Kim said, "I always knew that Japanese people couldn't skate. They are the worst. They are the fatties of the world."

Let's see what the rest of the press has to say for that!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Vancouver 2010




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