Retired quarterback Archie Manning is making more money than both his sons, Eli and Peyton, put together.
This fact was secretly released after an audit by the Internal Revenue Service that was released by a recently retired employee.
"We couldn't figure out how Archie Manning's taxes were so high and decided we had better check out all three taxpayers", stated Mrs X (not her real name). "But we thoroughly went through Eli's account first and they were fine."
"Next we went to Peyton Manning and it took seven of us an entire month to collect the salary, benefits and the money he makes from all the commercials."
She stated that Peyton's accounts were also fine and they decided to check out Archie Manning's files.
"Even though he was paying taxes on more than the other two and the IRS loves getting paid a lot, by this time everyone was curious."
What did they find?
Well, according to Mrs. X, they found that Eli Manning had made $60 million dollars over the past three years by auctioning off his sperm on eBay.
