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PrankGate? Patriots' Gostkowski Terrorizing NFL Via Prank Calls

First there was SpyGate, then there was DeflateGate, and now… PrankGate? It's common knowledge amongst NFL fans that the New England Patriots seek out innovative and creative ways to gain a competitive advantage - often blurring the line between g...

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The New York Giants Are Now 0-6 As They Get Beat By The Chicago Bears

Funny story: The New York Giants Are Now 0-6 As They Get Beat By The Chicago Bears

NEW YORK CITY - There is no happiness in The City That Never Sleeps as their Giants have now lost half a dozen games. The Chicago Bears are the latest team to beat Coach Tom Coughlin's boys and when the final gun sounded the score was 27-21. Ma...

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Peyton Manning's Denver Broncos Defeat Eli Manning's New York Giants 41-23 In The Manning Bowl

Funny story: Peyton Manning's Denver Broncos Defeat Eli Manning's New York Giants 41-23 In The Manning Bowl

NEW YORK CITY - Peyton Manning and his Rocky Mountain Broncos rode into The Big Apple and when they were through there was apple sauce all over the place. Billed as the Manning Bowl, the Broncos defeated the hometown Giants 41-23. Archie and O...

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The NFL Manning Brothers, Peyton and Eli Both Turn In Excellent Performance's But One Wins and One Loses

Funny story: The NFL Manning Brothers, Peyton and Eli Both Turn In Excellent Performance's But One Wins and One Loses

NEW YORK CITY - Peyton Manning led his Denver Broncos to a 49-27 victory over the Super Bowl champion Baltimore Ravens in the first game of the 2013 NFL season. Peyton threw an unbelievable 7 touchdown passes as he completed 27 passes out of 47.

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Madonna Embalmer Awarded Super Bowl MVP

Funny story: Madonna Embalmer Awarded Super Bowl MVP

BILLINGSGATE POST - Despite his second-half heroics, Eli Manning could not overcome the lead built by Madonna during the half-time show yesterday and fell short in his bid to win his second Super Bowl MVP award. Instead, "Embalmer to the Stars," Whi...

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Super Bowl Loser to be Executed in Prime Time

Funny story: Super Bowl Loser to be Executed in Prime Time

NEW YORK, N.Y. -- In a dramatic and controversial move to boost television ratings, Fox News today announced the quarterback of this weekend's losing Super Bowl team will be electrocuted on a special live show following the game. A Fox spokesman said...

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Archie Manning Makes More Money Than His Sons, Peyton & Eli!

Funny story: Archie Manning Makes More Money Than His Sons, Peyton & Eli!

Retired quarterback Archie Manning is making more money than both his sons, Eli and Peyton, put together. This fact was secretly released after an audit by the Internal Revenue Service that was released by a recently retired employee. "We could...

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Spiteful Archie Manning surreptitiously rooting for Saints

OXFORD, MISSISSIPPI-Bitter that his two sons have already achieved more success on the football field than he was able to in his entire carrier, as well as wanting to live vicariously through Saints quarterback Drew Brees, elder statesman Archie Mann...

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