Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Admits He's Annoying

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Friday, 22 January 2010

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Dallas Cowboy's owner Jerry Jones has admitted he is annoying. In a statement released today through his spokesperson Donald Dam, Jerry conveyed, "I know who I am and I know I'm annoying. I built a big stadium because everything in Texas is Big. I put in big TV screens because everything in Texas is big. I have a big ego because everything in Texas is big and I know I'm annoying!"

Questions posed to spokesperson Dam about Jerry's big statements only brought frowns from the doomed Dam. "I really wish he would have just come out and told everyone himself that he was annoying instead of sending me."

A knock at the home of Jerry Jones was unanswered but reporters could hear the Cowboy's owner shouting, "Where am I? This house is so big!"

Jones, who felt really big after the Cowboys beat the Arizona Cardinals in the playoffs, was not so big and visible once his team was beat by the Minnesota Vikings who allowed the Cowboys only three points.

Quarterback of the Cowboy's Tony Romo also released a statement through his spokesperson Dolly Dam, "I'm ashamed of the way we played and I let the team down. Maybe if those footballs were just a little smaller I could have thrown better but everything in Texas is so big!"

More on big stuff in Texas as it becomes available.

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