Written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 19 January 2010

image for Layla Kiffin's Lucrative Offer To Pose In PlayMister Magazine
Layla Kiffin shown on the front porch of her Hollywood Hills home getting ready to water her avocado bush.

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Layla Kiffin, who is the wife of the new University of Southern California football coach Lane Kiffin has been given a very generous offer from PlayMister Magazine to appear in a photo layout to be published in the March edition.

Layla who was named after the Eric Clapton song was told by PlayMister Publisher Dalton Peckendorfy that she will be receiving the highest fee ever paid to any woman who has ever appeared in PlayMister including Pamela Anderson, Carmen Electra, and Kelly Ripa.

The 33-year-old Florida native attended Johnny Appleseed High School, in Gainsville, where she was named the school's "Prettiest Girl In The Entire History of Johnny Appleseed High School."

When Layla attended Florida University she was named "Queen of The Orange Blossom Festival," "Queen of The Tangerine Wingding," "Queen of The Grapefruit Gala," "Queen of The Citrus Suckable Celebration," and "Florida Gator Queen of the Decade."

Layla's lucky-as-hell husband Lane Kiffin is the new head football coach at the University of Southern California. The students at USC, like the students at the University of Tennessee, where Lane previously coached have started several sites dedicated totally to the lovely and luscious Layla.

One of the sites is The Coach's Wife With The Sexiest-Looking Snuggle Puppies. Another site is Southern Cal's Cougar Mama We Would Most Like To Cuddle In The Nude With.

And the one that is actually Layla's favorite, The Best MILF In The Entire United States.

SIDENOTE: An inside source disclosed that Layla's PlayMister layout will show her in 16 different photos including one in which all she is wearing is a USC Trojans football helmet and another one where her pom-poms are hand-painted in the USC team colors. Her left one is painted cardinal red and her right one is painted golden gold.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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