Milan - (Balls-up): Ice-cool rubber-gloved TV presenter Elena Di Cioccio was caught up in an offside rule spat today after being snapped fingering AC/DC Milan star David Beckham's manhood in her yellow Marigolds this week.
"Beckham handful?? Don'ta make me laugh! 'E only got one ball," Ms 'Cocaine Idol Ice' chuckled amid frantic cyber reports she had been checking for illicit drugs stashes.
The former England captain was left fuming amid wildfire rumors claimed a staged PR stunt was supposed to sex up his flagging football career.
Blonde Ms Di Cioccio has denied being paid $$$s by the Beckham Foundation to fondle the iconic footballer hasbeen outside the Tagetes Erecta restaurant in Milan.
The eatery is named after the Mexican marigold wonder-plant (also known as the pot marigold) famed for its restorative medicinal properties in the gonad department.
A half-hardy sub-shrub native of the Chupacabra district of the Mexican desert it is the main constituent of a miracle hand lotion used in erectile dysfunction.
Victoria Beckham has denied being pregnant with the couple's fourth child.
