CHELSEA, England - Victoria Beckham, wife of Los Angeles Galaxy star David Beckham has clearly shown the world that she no longer has any cleavage.
The anorexic-looking Mrs. Beckham and her husband emerged from Chef Gordon Ramsay's The Taste of Hell Restaurant and she looked as if she could be either Nicole Richie's or Calista Flockhart's skinny little sister.
The Vicster, as David calls her, has been on the famed Ethiopian No-Cal Diet for seven weeks. And her weight has dropped down to 79 pounds.
Victoria actually makes the swizzle-stick looking Ann Coulter, who is 6 foot 3, and weighs 84 look like a white Oprah Winfrey, who looks like a black Wynonna Judd, who looks like a white Sherri Shepherd.
Mrs. Beckham was asked by a reporter for the BBC where the hell her cleavage went, she smiled and replied that it was still there and that she was going for the Kate Hudson - Keira Knightley "No Knockers" look.
SIDENOTE: Well as anyone who has seen the photos of Victoria Beckham's new "Chest" knows, she has definitely achieved the look she was going for.
