Patriots Lose, Tom Brady Wears Black Underwear

Funny story written by Jeanlovesyoulongtime

Sunday, 10 January 2010

The New England Patriots 33-14 loss to the Baltimore Ravens in the playoffs eliminates the chance for a possible fourth Super Bowl for Bill Belichick and Tom Brady. Viewers who tuned in to watch this gridiron battle noted Tom Brady's obviously black underwear showing through his white uniform pants.

"That's gross," said fan Penelope Kingship "Why does anyone need to see that?" On closer inspection by NFL photographers, not only did Tom's underwear appear to be black but were of the thong-type. "I had to take my eight-year old daughter home," said another fan that asked not to be identified. "She was horrified."

After the half-time break, it appeared Tom Brady had corrected the problem and a spokesperson for the Patriots said, "Tom had just come from a modeling shoot before the game for Calvin Klein underwear, he simply forgot to take them off before putting on his team uniform."

"He's going straight to confession after this," said teary-eyed Brady's Mom to the press. "How embarrassing for me, his father, his sisters, and his wife."

Brady's wife, also a model, Gisele Bundchen was obviously upset and didn't' return to the spouses' section to watch her husband play the second half. "He lost on purpose," she told reporters. "He thinks he's a better model than I am and I'm sick and tired of this. I should have married Leonardo DiCaprio."

In a Details Magazine interview early in 2009, Tom Brady revealed that, "Modeling is hard." Of that statement, Gisele said, "At least he's right about that, it's really hard to model and then not eat and when you do eat, you have to throw it up so you stay skinny."

All appears normal in the Brady household, at least with their modeling careers in tact.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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