Written by Aisubeki Akiudo

Tuesday, 15 December 2009

image for UFC Fighter Diego Sanchez Makes 'Excellent' Silly Faces
Sanchez trying to look tough, but really being a pussy

(Defecated News) Following his spectacular battering by MMA-God BJ Penn last Saturday, Diego 'Nightmare' Sanchez seems to have forgotten the fight is over.

Sanchez was immediately admitted into Nevada's Care Home For Victims Of BJ, after having lost seven teeth, layers of skin and much credibility in the fight.

Head Physicaian, Dr Joseph Roganovich told us:

"Mr Sanchez was admitted following a humiliating battering by Mr Penn. What puzzles us still, however, is that 24 hours a day, he keeps snarling, frowning and making that 'don't fuck with me face'. It's almost as though he hasn't realised that he was shit, and that he got battered like a gay egg."

Fellow care home residents include Caol 'knocked out in 8 secs' Uno, and a man who refused to refund Penn for a faulty electric screwdriver.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Fighting, ufc, mma




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