Golf legend Tiger Woods announced recently he would take an extended break from infidelity.
"While it's true that I've accomplished much in the field of disloyalty to my marriage" said Woods, "I believe the time is right for a respite from my extramarital affairs."
A spokesman said that professional golf would certainly go on without Woods' philandering, though admitted the field would be a bit tamer, indeed "there will be something missing." Still, he had an inkling that others may take up the mantle left by Woods.
Woods said that he had other activities that need to take priority at this time, especially ones that involve "not cheating on his wife."
