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Patriots blame lack of effort by refs on their team for Super Bowl loss

After narrowly losing to the Philadelphia Eagles in Super Bowl LLI the Patriots immediately took to the airwaves to decry their perceived culprit for the greatest upset in Super Bowl history. "Where is Alberto Riveron when you need him," Eric Rowe...

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No Category For "Should Have Been A Foul"

Funny story: No Category For "Should Have Been A Foul"

One thing encompassing any sporting event is the non-foul call which so many claim turns the game into one teams favor over the other. These non-calls or non-fouls as they are so often referenced have been going on since the beginning of organized sp...

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Soccer's Green Card Plan. Insert Your Own Trump Immigration Jokes Here

It's happened again. People's inability to read a news story to the end has got immigration fretters wearing away the last strand holding their heads on. European soccer chiefs this week announced a scheme to introduce green cards to profession...

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Stoned NFL Referee Sets Record For Calling the Most Fouls on One Play

Funny story: Stoned NFL Referee Sets Record For Calling the Most Fouls on One Play

David slew Goliath with a slingshot, Samson killed a thousand men with the jawbone of a jackass and Guy Fawkes learned that attempting to blow up the House of Lords was probably not such a good idea after all. On Sunday, these men's feats were sur...

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The NFL Refs Are Back!

Funny story: The NFL Refs Are Back!

CHICAGO - After three weeks of fans having to listen to team owners, coaches, players, cheerleaders, and even hot dog vendors whine like a bunch of day care kiddoes about the replacement referees, the 'real' zebras are returning to the gridiron. N...

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Scottish Cup Loss Proves Final Straw For Lennon

Funny story: Scottish Cup Loss Proves Final Straw For Lennon

Celtic boss, Neil Lennon, launched an astonishing attack on Scotlands referees yesterday evening after his team was dumped out of the Scottish cup. The tipping point appears to have been the controversial penalty awarded to their semi-final oppone...

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Arsene Wenger demands red cards for "imbecile" referees!

Funny story: Arsene Wenger demands red cards for "imbecile" referees!

Arsenal manager, Arsene Wenger, is so "qui'd" off about decisions going constantly against his beloved team of Barcelona wannabees he's demanded that the FA introduce "red cards for referees"! The new legislation would then prevent referees makin...

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Barton to sue ref

QPR captain Joey Barton is contemplating (mmm - that's quite newsworthy in itself!), well, 'considering' legal action. He reckons he could sue the referee for his actions in last week's game against Norwich City. "It's the way he flashed hi...

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New Referee Post Created In Scotland

Funny story: New Referee Post Created In Scotland

The Scottish Football Association has created a new refereeing post in an attempt to address the increasing pressures being placed on officials north of the border. A refereeing recruitment and education manager will take up the post on July 1st a...

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FA Charges Fergie Over Ref Comments

Funny story: FA Charges Fergie Over Ref Comments

The Football Association has charged Man Utd manager Sir Alex Ferguson with improper conduct following comments made about Howard Webb prior to his refereeing the crucial Premiership fixture with close rivals Chelsea. But, far from criticising the...

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Two more cards to be carried by refs next year

Funny story: Two more cards to be carried by refs next year

Soccer's President Sepp Blatter has announced that starting from next year referees will be issued with additional cards to the current yellows and reds. Two additional cards, a green and a white, will be needed because of the new 'sin-bin' rule...

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Football Stars Fall Foul of the Law

Funny story: Football Stars Fall Foul of the Law

Four Manchester City stars have been fined for the same driving offence. Police swooped on the Blues' training ground last week and issued £30 fixed penalty notices to Kolo Toure, Patrick Viera, Shaun Wright-Phillips and Shay Given after observing...

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You are never too old to learn - Susan Boyle is in training to become football official

Funny story: You are never too old to learn - Susan Boyle is in training to become football official

You are never too old to learn something new. Having heard and read the news of male sports announcers ridiculing a female referee's assistant - hinting at the fact that she should learn 'the offside rule', Susan Boyle was extremely upset and decided to do something about it. "Och! A was reet mad when A heard about those chappies meckking fun o' the wee lassie. She go' the 'call' right! Who...

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Michaela Tabb - now there's a woman referee with balls of steel!

Funny story: Michaela Tabb - now there's a woman referee with balls of steel!

The Crucible, Sheffield - (Pot Black): It's probably the nation's toughest male-dominated sport and Michaela Tabb is its undisputed queen. Her meteoric rise from women's eight-ball pool champ to refereeing the 2009 World Snooker Championship final...

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Polish referees withdraw from Scottish F.A. offer

Funny story: Polish referees withdraw from Scottish F.A. offer

The Scottish Football Association's plan to cope with the referees' strike this weekend has been hit by the late withdrawal of Polish replacements. The SFA had arranged for three sets of officials to travel from Poland, and other countries, believ...

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Scottish Refs See Red

Funny story: Scottish Refs See Red

Scottish refereees have had enough. They are going on strike. One striker told me 'I may miss a goal or two but my aim is always to work to the best of my abilities.' Managers in Scotland have surpassed managers in England with their abuse of refs...

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Scottish referees refused permission to wear balaclavas set to strike

Funny story: Scottish referees refused permission to wear balaclavas set to strike

Fixtures in Scotland face possible postponement next weekend after Category One referees facing the biggest threat to their safety since Duncan Ferguson retired voted to strike after being refused permission by the Scottish Premier League to wear bal...

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MPs soon to be shown yellow and red cards

Funny story: MPs soon to be shown yellow and red cards

Tired of MPs yelling at each other during debates, much like children on the schoolyard, John Berkow,Speaker of The House of Commons is said to be thinking of following the methods of reprimanding individuals used by football referees. John Berkow...

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