Redknapp responds to Wenger Accusation

Funny story written by foshizzle

Wednesday, 4 November 2009

The Tottenham Manager Harry Redknapp is believed to be furious over an allegation that he "pinched the bottom" of his Arsenal counterpart in the tunnel shortly after the conclusion of Saturday's derby.

"If I'm being honest, Wenger has just gone down a few notches in my book. Maybe it was just wishful thinking on his part. A lotta people walk down the tunnel at the end of game, for him to say it was me wot dun it, when it was from bee-ind im, it just beggars belief. If anyone was being inappropriate, it was im."

It is believed the Tottenham boss was referring to an alleged grope of his bosom my Wenger, as the two managers shook hands at the end of the game.

"He says a lotta crazy fings, but he's gone too far this time. I ope the auforities do him up good and proper for this one. It was them Arsenal players that brought all this kissing eachother and arse-fondling into our league anyway. I'll tell you one fing, I won't be shaking hands with that Perv again, lemme tell you".

It is believed the F.A have joined the L.M.A into the investigation of these claims.

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