Another very boring epic Willams-Sister's final draws to an end and Serena wins it, WOW, the world just woke up!
At least there is one thing positive to come out of the Williams-Sister's saga at last.
The multi-millionaire super sisters have decided to donate their winnings from their latest, snorting and grunting final, to their own charity called:
"The kick the grunting charity for serial female tennis grunters"
They grounded the charity after listening to themselves, mega-grunter Sharapova and other Eastern European grunters, felt totally ashamed and felt they needed to do something about it!
The cheque for $2 million bucks is for a Rehab centre in the Arizona desert miles away from the "sick to-deaf" public.
The centre is managed by super ex-queen grunter star Monika Seles who kicked the habit after being taken from behind by a Gorilla called Sampras.
Therapie includes masturbating without grunting, simulated sex with chimpanzees who grunt, spit and wee all over their partners, real hot S & M Lesbian sex, handcuffed, bound and dildos stuck in their mouths, HMMMMM!
Rehab takes 2 weeks and applicants receive a non-grunter package after release including, tape, needle and cotton, Hannibal Lector masks and huge black dildos for sucking between games!
Venus and Serena are booked in for the winter and have promised their very DEAF boy friends and fans never to grunt again either when having sex or boring the global tennis public to DEAF!!!