Torres Torre-s-mented Utd all afternoon and sent a broadside across the bows of Sir Alex's half-Nelson Victory sinking in the Straights of Scouseland, better known as "Washed up at Anfield near The Mersey"!
Mancunians were jumping overboard whilst crossing in the "Ferry across the Mersey" with their cannonballs strapped firmly between their thighs and sinking like the Belgrano after "El Torres Magnifico Mancunian bombardement!"
And where was the Rio-Grande? (muy pequino)
Sucking his "cohones" all the way back to Manchester dreaming about what could have been if he hadn't been caught DREAMING about Spanish Senóritas, flamenco dancers, sangria, a cheap package holiday in Ronaldos backyard, El Madridlenós, or a decent free kick kicker since Becks or Ronnie!
Sir Alex is so angry he is now introducing Spanish swear- word lessons for the home game against the Spic Scousers and one word will be constantly drummed into Rios "Cabeza" (head) transitivo maricon Torres (what their translator tells them is 'to get homo Torres', but not quite).
Maybe that'll put him off whilst feebly attempting to tackle him in from his behind!
