Polly Toure warns Man Utd

Funny story written by Sugizo

Thursday, 17 September 2009

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You're never far from one of these down Man City way

Homeless Man City Captain Polly Toure has run his mouth before the much anticipated Manchester derby. Polly Toure suggests Man Utd will have a supposedly "difficult" 90 minutes when the two teams face off on Sunday 20 September.

Man City has spent over £120million on toilet paper this season as it is expected they will be shitting bricks in hopes of breaking into the English Big Four. They have purchased many different brands this year,as the team is expected to drop many "big things" this summer. And as it stands, it is looks as though much of this huge supply will undoubtedly be used during half-time at Old Trafford and maybe even after the match.

After dispatching the Arsenal under 9 team during the last round of matches, Polly Toure and friends seek to show the world of their top four credentials. Polly Toure has said " We're trying desperately to get among the big four in this country. We played very very well against Arsene Wenger's development team and managed to get a much 3 needed points."

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