Basel, Switzerland - (ReUterus & Wild Oats Mess): World number one seed Rafal Nadal is in hiding this weekend following the birth of dead-ringer twin daughters to Mrs Roger Federer.
Myla Rose and Charlene Riva were reportedly conceived in Nadal's Barcelona hot tub after Mirka Vavrinec Federer called "New Balls Please!"
The altruistic sperm donation was then made via traditional channels following world number two seed Roger Federer's premature withdrawal with an ectopic hernia.
A tennis PR source said today Roger Federer "may have had a hand in it" if the conception activities video is to be believed.
Russian tennis ace Maria Sharapova kindly provided the dubbed extra grunting to make the fertilization act appear even more realistic.
