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Sunday, 19 July 2009


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Tony and Kate both used football metaphors to define their new relationship

Tony Romo, one week after dumping Jessica Simpson, has been seen with a new woman: Octomom Kate Gosselin. The Dallas Cowboy quarterback and the mother of sextuplets (and star of the reality series Jon and Kate Plus Eight) were spotted hand in hand at a Dallas nightclub.

When asked about his new romance, Tony said: "okay, maybe she hasn't got the body of Jessica, or the big boobs, or the nice ass, or the millions, or the hot sisters....but she doesn't have the manipulative, controlling father."

"She also understands the rules of football and knows that a tight end isn't a guy with a good butt."

Kate was also asked about her new romance. "Athletes are so much better than Jon in the bedroom, let me tell you. A football player is prepared to go for three hours, not just a two minute drill like Jon."

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