Written by Bureau

Wednesday, 15 July 2009

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Just A Regular Guy!

Jon and Kate Plus 8 father Jon Gosselin may be without the Kate, but the missing father of sextupletes and twins is eagerly, perhaps greedily moving forward in his life "without all that baggage" PLUS his new life and girlfriend.

After all, he's had three whole weeks to adjust, after announcing his and Kate's divorce.

He seems to be ready to "move forward" and "upward and downward" one might add.

Several photos of the Pennsylvania dad and his girlfriend, Hailey Glassman, sailing on a yacht on the French Riviera have been published online and in magazines during the past few days.

Jon Gosselin spoke to a top magazine about his relationship with the new, hardly broken in, 22-year-old, Hailey.

"What began as friendship has grown into something more. I know that my decision to appear publicly with Hailey this weekend will be scrutinized, but I hope that people can see I'm a regular guy who is a going through a very difficult time in life and wants to move forward," he told the magazine.

"Difficult time?" On a yacht on the French Riviera might get pretty difficult and can have it's ups and downs, we guess. But how many "regular guys" have had that kind of experience?

And a three week friendship can certainly change anyone's life.

Perhaps a good lawsuit and losing everything you have will make him feel even more like a regular guy?

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Kate Gosselin




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