Octomom And The Portent Of The Giant Jellyfish Crop Circle

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Thursday, 4 June 2009

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Wiltshire - (Fishy Tales Mess): Are alien implant transmissions from Octomom's vagina responsible?

The sudden apparition in a Wiltshire rapeseed field of a gigantic jellyfish crop circle this week has left the CIA thunderfucked.

The 250-metre phenomenon has appeared near the legendary White Horse of Uffington chalk giant close by the location of an antediluvian burial chamber on the ancient Ridgeway trail.

The fishy monster from the Scyphozoa Psychozoa genus
has completely freaked out the President George Herbert Bush Center for Intelligence (sic).

Today its official probe into the destruction of a missing Air France jet saw the obliteration of a Brazilian Navy salvage sub, ravaged to smithereens by a massive menacing 100 foot-tentacled octopus.

Is the titanic Wiltshire jellyfish a kinda cosmic clue for the clueless?

Jellyfish and octopus are members of the same seabed-trawling bottom-feeder family.

As reported by TheSpoof.com writer queen mudder this week the Pentagon's been raking over the depths in search of the little bastards.

And Octomom....pregnant again?

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