Written by Pointer

Wednesday, 8 July 2009

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Since the artless Dodger Manny Ramirez has returned from his fifty game suspension for having a performance enhancing female sex hormone in his bloodstream, things have just gone downhill. Ramirez now known as " Mammy" because of the bodacious tatas he displays because of his mainling estrogen can hardly swing his bat around his new treasure chest. He's become the cause of dissension in the LA locker room as players fight over shower privileges and roommate optons on the road.

Now as ramirez came into the Big Apple everyone just knew there would be big trouble and trouble there was as Big Mammy had a uniform malfunction while running down a pop fly. During a full run, Ramirez's full breasts made their dramatic appearance at the new Citifield. Met fans gave the breastses two standing ovations but umpires threw Ramirez and his new assets out of the game. Dodger manager, Joe torre was heard to remark: " And I thought Steinbrenner had some pair!"

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