Written by Pointer

Saturday, 4 July 2009

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Mammy on Venice Beach

LA Dodger and All Star slugger Manny Ramirez has returned to the major league line up after a fifty game suspension for violating the Performance Enhancing Drug ban in pro baseball. Ramirez actually tested positive for a female sex hormone often used to help testosterone injectors recover from the symptoms of male sex hormone use.

Now that Manny has stepped back up to the major league plate, he is having trouble reestablishing his slugger's swing. After a pitiful 0-4 outing, Ramirez told the press that he thought it would just take some time to get back into the swing of things.

Word from the clubhouse was significantly different as fellow Dodgers who asked to remain nameless revealed Manny's real frustration. One wild eyed outfielder could barely restrain his laughter: "The mofo has gots breasteses! No wonder he can't get the bat around with those hooters! Another LA teammate said that he would consider dating someone with luscious lala's like " Mammy's", if he would just lose the dreds...eyust not mi estyle..."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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