Written by queen mudder

Thursday, 2 July 2009

image for Awesome Roddick to dispatch tosser Murray in straight sets
Murray-mania likely to end in a damp squib

Wimbledon - (Love-All Mess): The lean, mean, ace-smashing machine that is world number six seed Andy Roddick is bookies' favorite to thrash gormless Wimbledon champion wannabe Andy Murray in Friday's men's semi-finals.

Roddick, who has lost 30lbs and gained a wife on his quest for grand slam glory, is unlikely to be bothered by the fanciful Murray-mania posturings that have elevated the daftass Scottish git to some sort of super-etiolated Greg Rusedski figure.

Today internet spreadbetting index Aintgottaprayer.con is quoting 11/10 for a Roddick win and even money for a Federer/Roddick championship finals.

Federer remains odds-on to win the title and set a new world record of fifteen grand slams.

Rafael Nadal denies accepting five million dollars to bow out of the contest by throwing a 'sickie'.


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Topics: Tennis




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