Written by Earl Grey

Friday, 3 July 2009

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THE GREATEST

Mohammad Ali, the legendary boxer, is to visit the UK. The greatest boxer many have ever witnessed is expected to tour the UK to give many adoring fans the chance to give their praise.

However, Mickey Duffights and Frank Warrdoyoumeanitsafix are hoping to promote a bout between Ali and one of Britain's top fighters. Duffights said "We were hoping to match Frank Bruno with Ali. Sadly, Widow Twanky really did Frank in and he's never been the same. So maybe Leona Lewis could stand in. She'd do a better job than Lennox."

Ali has a place in boxing history but health issues mean it is ulikely that he will return to the ring, unless Bruno can be persuaded to come out from under the bed. Don Queen is hoping that the fight will happen. "It will raise the hairs on the back of.....oh shit."

Ali is the greatest.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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