Written by Pointer

Friday, 3 July 2009

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Sportin' Life still owes Ms Roddick a pretty penny and a beatin'

Tennis star Andy Roddick is headed for the semis at Wilmbedon but he claims that he won the best prize of all at the best Little Whorehouse in Texas. Roddick was plating at the Lubbock open a little known much disrespected tennis tournament in Lubbock as a favor for a prostitute friend when he decided he needed a break from Lubbock, the worst big asshole in Texas.

As Roddick tells the story he went to a house of ill repute hoping to ill repute a night away when he opened the cathouse catalogue and found the love of his life. A certain Miss Brooklyn Decker was escorted to Mr Roddick's executive suite and Andy bought the bridge ( which cost her parents a mint) and the tits, ass and the parts they lie betwixt.

Roddick claims that it was Decker's breeding hips and the unmistakeable signs that she would be an excellent parent that attracted him to her. Decker told The Daily Male that he was the best rich man she had laid in a few days and New London, Connecticut was close to a former pimp who owed her money.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Texas




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