Manchester United have dipped into the transfer market and made what is arguably the signing of the century. Barry "Tash" Chuckle has always been know as a children's comedian but Sir Alex Ferguson spotted his talent whilst watching German Pornography.
He said "I was watching some gay German porn when I spotted Barry - I was very surprised to see him but when I saw his ball control and touch I knew I had to have him - He'll be great in the dressing room too!"
Barry exclaimed "I can't believe it man - I can't wait to meet up with the boys, Our Paul is pleased as punch. I'm glad Sir Alex has shown his faith in me - I'm a fucking super passer - to me to you!"
Man City fan Harry Cool said "ha ha ha - fucking Barry Chuckle - whatever next, maybe they'll sign his brother and they'll be the new Nevilles - them ugly cunts were comedians too!"
More news on the fee when we have it - rumour has it the fee was a used tampax and a back issue of gardeners world - seems a bit expensive for Chuckle.
