Man Utd sign Barry Chuckle.

Funny story written by WannabeTrader

Monday, 22 June 2009

Manchester United have dipped into the transfer market and made what is arguably the signing of the century. Barry "Tash" Chuckle has always been know as a children's comedian but Sir Alex Ferguson spotted his talent whilst watching German Pornography.

He said "I was watching some gay German porn when I spotted Barry - I was very surprised to see him but when I saw his ball control and touch I knew I had to have him - He'll be great in the dressing room too!"

Barry exclaimed "I can't believe it man - I can't wait to meet up with the boys, Our Paul is pleased as punch. I'm glad Sir Alex has shown his faith in me - I'm a fucking super passer - to me to you!"

Man City fan Harry Cool said "ha ha ha - fucking Barry Chuckle - whatever next, maybe they'll sign his brother and they'll be the new Nevilles - them ugly cunts were comedians too!"

More news on the fee when we have it - rumour has it the fee was a used tampax and a back issue of gardeners world - seems a bit expensive for Chuckle.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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