Wenger's Young Troops Run Amok

Written by henharrierhall

Saturday, 16 May 2009

It is no surprise that Arsenal are struggling to keep up with the likes of Manchester United and Liverpool in the Premiership this season - the kids are running riot.

With Arsene Wenger lacking the ability to discipline his young charges if they misbehave, it is no surprise that they are languishing in 4th place.

Just last Friday, for example, many of the team were watching Tracy Beaker on the television when Wenger wanted them to be doing training in preparation for the game against Manchester United. Some players, believe it or not, were even reading the Beano instead of practicing tactics.

Arsene Wenger is reportedly furious with the player's poor behaviour.

"I've tried everything from stopping their pocket money to making them wash the dishes, but nothing seems to work. I think it is time for Super Nanny!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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