Written by queen mudder

Tuesday, 17 March 2009

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The St Patrick's Day shocker will see Rooney moonlight on the diplomatic circuit

Washington AC/DC - (Blarney Stone Offside Mess): Man United striker Wayne Roonesy has been named by President Barack O'Bama as the next US ambassador to Ireland.

The move follows weeks of relentless schmoozing by plump-botttomed WAG Colleen Rooney who 'offered herself as a fellatio sex slave', er....lobbied intensely! for her husband's diplomatic promotion.

Rooney's 2004 ManU move cost a reported £25.6 million, a figure dwarfed by today's shock announcement that his $100 million transfer fee will be paid out of O'Bama's $757 billion economic package stimulus.

The 23 year-old will of course still carry on playing for ManU and drinking for England.

David Beckham is 69.

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