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Funny story: When The Ball Hits Your Net Just Like Halley's Comet - That's Zamora

When The Ball Hits Your Net Just Like Halley's Comet - That's Zamora

Craven Cottage Live - More about Arsene Wenger later, but for now, suffice to say he stomped towards the dressing rooms at Craven Cottage here tonight in what can only be decribed as a blind fury, as his ten man Arsenal team surrendered a hard won ea...

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Funny story: Fulham charge QPR fans £500 to see Michael Jackson statue

Fulham charge QPR fans £500 to see Michael Jackson statue

Fulham are being investigated by the FA after charging away fans £500 for a Cottaging Package at the game against their West London rivals QPR. The Limited Edition Event includes being shown Tommy Trinder's false teeth, full access to the Glory Ho...

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Funny story: Andre Villas-Boas has secret sex dossier on Chelsea footballers.

Andre Villas-Boas has secret sex dossier on Chelsea footballers.

A secret dossier revealing intimate sexual details about Chelsea footballers has been found on a park bench in West London. The 69 page document, containing measurements and diagrams, was compiled over several years by new Chelsea Manager Andre Vi...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson's statue to be new Fulham manager

Michael Jackson's statue to be new Fulham manager

The statue of Michael Jackson is poised to become the new manager at Craven Cottage. Fulham owner Mohamed Al Fayed has been locked in talks with the statue all day and has finally got his man. The 'mover and shaker' Al Fayed has told reporters...

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Funny story: Fulham Contoversy Over Jacko Statue

Fulham Contoversy Over Jacko Statue

Fulham chairman Mohammed Al Fayed has caused a storm of protests after erecting a Michael Jackson statue outside Craven Cottage Stadium. The unorthodox multi millionaire owner of the South London club was a personal friend of the late entertainer...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson stuffed and mounted outside an English football ground

Michael Jackson stuffed and mounted outside an English football ground

Pop legend Michael Jackson has made an unexpected appearance in London, England almost 2 years after his untimely death. The singer who had hits such as Thriller and Ebony and Ivory featuring Sir Paul McCartney, was unveiled in front of Fulham FC'...

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Funny story: Fulham boss Al Fayed to erect a life-size statue of Wacko Jacko outside the ground with his nose!

Fulham boss Al Fayed to erect a life-size statue of Wacko Jacko outside the ground with his nose!

Fulham boss and ex-Harrods boss, Mohamed Al Fayed, has promised his Fulham fans a brand new attraction at the ageing stadium, Craven Cottage. It's a life-size of the very dead ex-super-pop-star and dear friend of Mohamed, Michael Jackson. Also, Wa...

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Funny story: Fulham Boss Accuses Mancini

Fulham Boss Accuses Mancini

Fulham boss Mark Hughes has accused Manchester City manager Roberto Mancini of giving him a handshake that "lacked respect". The controversy took place at the end of the 1-1 draw at Eastlands that all but ended Man City's chances of the Premiershi...

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Funny story: Fulham FC Are A "Good Club..."

Fulham FC Are A "Good Club..."

Following an impressive foray into the Europa League last season, Fulham have recently received praise. Under normal circumstances, this would have been a mere blip in our day; clubs are praised all the time..however, Fulham are not used to this.

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Funny story: Some Sad News To Report About Roy Hodgson

Some Sad News To Report About Roy Hodgson

(MERSEYSIDE, UK) It is with greatest of sadness that we have to report the tragic death of the football management career of the former Fulham FC manager Roy Hodgson who this week signed a contract with Liverpool to become the Merseyside outfit's nex...

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Funny story: Michel Platini to shave off his invisible shit moustache after Europa Cup final

Michel Platini to shave off his invisible shit moustache after Europa Cup final

French footballing legend and current UEFA chief Michel Platini has decided to shave off his invisible moustache after it began stinking of shit at the Europa League final in Hamburg. Platini seemed to be sneering at the Fulham players when he pre...

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Funny story: Fulham To Play Hamburg In Car Park-Jumpers For Goalposts

Fulham To Play Hamburg In Car Park-Jumpers For Goalposts

The Europa League semi final first leg between Hamburg and Fulham is to take place in a car park at the back of Jurgen's Beer and Sauerkraut Emporium, Hamburg. Originally the match was scheduled to take place in Hamburg's modern stadium. However, Ful...

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Funny story: Cristiano Ronaldo Cottaging Worry

Cristiano Ronaldo Cottaging Worry

Cristiano Ronaldo, the Manchester United whinger whose sexuality has often been the subject of much discussion, has said he is not looking forward to this afternoon's match at Fulham, and to the threat of a bit of cottaging. The Craven Cottage cro...

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Funny story: Fulham Star Clint Dempsey Claims Stadium Screens Ruined His Life

Fulham Star Clint Dempsey Claims Stadium Screens Ruined His Life

Fulham FC's American star Clint Dempsey, allegedly the great grandson of pugilistic legend Jack Dempsey has revealed that team line ups displayed on stadium screens have made his life a living hell. Dempsey explains: "When they put my name up o...

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Funny story: Sir Alex Ferguson To Pick Youth Team For Cup Match

Sir Alex Ferguson To Pick Youth Team For Cup Match

Sir Alex Ferguson is expected to select the Manchester United youth team for the FA Cup match with Fulham. Following an easy victory in the league Ferguson believes that even the kids will prove too strong for Fulham. "These kids have excellent dribb...

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Funny story: Fulham Footbal Club Record Attendance

Fulham Footbal Club Record Attendance

Craven Cottage achieved a record attendance for the Premier League last night when one man turned up to see their game with West Brom. Enver Koulakli, an Albanian illegal immigrant, entered the ground by mistake. He was looking for the public toil...

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Funny story: Fulham Shock - AJ's True Identity Revealed

Fulham Shock - AJ's True Identity Revealed

Club officials at the Cottage were reeling today as the revelations about their striker Andy Johnson were sinking in. With the Film Awards ceremony season upon us, it was a member form the L.A. Galaxy press office who had inadvertently spilled the be...

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