Arsenal Pair William Gallas And Kolo Toure Romantically Linked

Funny story written by Mister Meaner

Wednesday, 25 February 2009

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There's a lot you can do in the halftime interval

More trouble in the Arsenal dressing room last night, when the Gunners pair of William Gallas and Kolo Toure were being romantically linked after an incident at halftime which left manager Arsene Wenger 'gobsmacked'.

Arsenal started the second half of their Champions League match against Roma with 9 men, after the aforementioned duo failed to emerge from the tunnel in time. After a few minutes, both ran out onto the pitch - Toure with his shorts around his ankles.

The Gunners went on to win the game 1-0 with a first-half Robin van Persie penalty, but Wenger was far from pleased with his absent-minded players. He said:

"I don't know what zey get up to back ome, but zey are to keep zer shorts on at alftime in ze future."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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