Duffy hat-trick raises question marks on Welsh striker's international future

Funny story written by JamesSheard1984

Thursday, 19 February 2009

Following the 24 year old's unexpected hat-trick at the Brits this week, Welsh manager John Toshack has hinted that she maybe just the added spark he's looking for to push the Red Dragon's qualifying campaign forward.

Toshack, Wales current and most successful manager since his predecessor said "obviously we're delighted that such a young Welsh talent is coming through and proving themselves at the national level, I've not seen much of her, but what I have seen of her I have definitely enjoyed, in the magistrates word probably a little too much and as soon as the restraining order expires I'll be calling her up to see if she's avaliable for the next qualifier"

This is bad news for some though. With the increased competition there are now serious question marks over whether Nottingham Forest striker Robert Earnshaw has a future with the international set up.

The Zambian born Earnshaw was unable for comment, but he is already believed to be sixth choice for the national team behind fellow strikers Craig Bellamy, Freddie Eastwood and Sam Vokes, retired goalkeeper Neville Southall and veteran performer and ladies' pants collector Tom Jones.

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