Gay Rights

Funny story written by Mary Popin

Saturday, 10 January 2009

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Member of Gay Peace in a public toilet

Netherlands, Egypt - An estimated 50 people were arrested in the Greek coastal city of geogiomichael after a Friday gay picnic, joining other gay people in more than a dozen cities in the West East and elsewhere rallying against lack of public toilets.

The protests came together with a call from Gay Activists ( Gay Peace ) for countries to allow their gay citizens to have more access to public toilets.

The protesters who wore thongs and nipple rings shouted outside govenment offices, chanting "Take a leak with me." Italy has allowed a hundred new toilets for practising homosexuals to use and has let police officers enter the toilets to watch, but has resisted demands to have an activity room in the public toilets.

Five gay men took to the streets in the city of Hampshire in the largest protest since the gay revolution began. When the gay protesters entered a Kebab Shop, the Manager feard for his anus and rubbed chili sauce on himself to prevent breaking and entering , while the gay protesters shouted and threw socks and butt plugs at him.

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