Written by Spoons

Friday, 31 October 2008

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We are over the Moon

The billionaire owners of Man City have decided to augment their investment by also buying Barclays the sponsors of the Premier League.

Sheikh ManYou Watchout said the multi-billion buyout of City and Barclays would greatly enhance their portfolio of investments and help them win the league.

In addition to their plan of buying every player in the world worth over £10,000 actually owning the main sponsors of the league will allow them to have more influence on the results of the games.

He said "We will also be looking to buy the FA, UEFA amd FIFA to complete our portfolio.". A spokesman for Daktari investments said we will be looking to buy the Moon as well in the future so we can develop players who are out of this world".

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Topics: Premiership




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