Unsung Heroine to trounce St Ledger field

Funny story written by queen mudder

Friday, 12 September 2008

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Unsung Heroine to leave O'Brien's nohopers trailing in Saturday's St Ledger

Doncaster - (Whorseracing Ass Mess): Forget all those attention-grabbin' Aidan O'Brien-trained Classic wannabes.

The only whorse (sic) worth backing for Saturday's 14 furlong St Ledger is a Tommy Stack-trained filly by High Chaparral called Unsung Heroine.

"She's a real class act!" trainer's son Fozzie Stack said today.

"To be sure our filly's only a Group 3 winner over a mile and four.

"But we think we've spiked that cocky bastard O'Brien's chances with a bit of lucky leprechaun voodoo in the starting stalls, hehehe!

"Frozen Fire, Alessandro Volta, Washington Irving, Bashkirov and Hindu Kush have all been primed to go apeshit in the paddock when the get a whiff of 33/1 Oaks winner Look Here's pheromones," Stack Jr continued.

"That leaves our filly with a real chance to play a blinder up the Town Moor straight.

"Truss me, we've put our shirts on her at 25/1."

Sir Michael Stoute's Dr Freemantle is the other total no hoper.

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