Kentucky Derby Dog Food Inc has diversified to include the new Breeders' Cupful, a fertility and sexsual stimulating animal feed and now Big Brown, a low cholesterol doggie treat made from big brown horse meat. The upstart company is not without its own controversy.
The FDA (Federal Dog food Administration) is investigating the reported use of steroids in the thoroughbreds that are used for the new lines of canine cuisine. Steroid expert Barry "Postin" Bonds and his assistant Roger "Clemency" Clemens have been assigned to the case due to their lifelong involvement with the study of anabolic steroids.
