Written by Pointer

Wednesday, 20 August 2008

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I.M. Ratt reported so-called Mighty Mouse's cheating cheddar

Children across the world have been inspired by the operatic aria: "Here I come to save the day/ Because Mighty Mouse in on his way!" Sad to announce the sports world today learned that there was more in the ripped rodent's whey than curds!

Cartoon Olympic official, Deputy Dawg announced to the animated world that they had more to worry about than Toonville's chronic pollution and human rights problems: "Mighty Mouse has tested positive for Aicar treated cheddar and GW1516 tainted gruyere. These are substances that have been banned from the Cartoon Olympics from back in the days when Steamboat Willie was eliminated from the two mouse skulls."

A spokesmouse for the virile vermin told tTheSpoof.com: "MM's muscles are the product of hard work on the hamster wheel. There has been no cheese chiseling involved here!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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