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Funny story: Tugboat Stuck In River Hull

Tugboat Stuck In River Hull

After the controversy of the supertanker on the Suez Canal was finally laid to rest yesterday, a new hullaballoo unfolded in Hull, East Yorkshire this morning, as the hull of a tugboat in the River Hull became stuck in the filthy, grey-black sludge t…

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Funny story: Northern City Still Out In Front In Race To Oblivion

Northern City Still Out In Front In Race To Oblivion

As the second spike of the Coronavirus really gets into its stride, with infection rates rising all over mainland Britain, the city of Hull, in East Yorkshire, has emerged as the runaway leader in the Race to Oblivion, the virus infection 'league' sp…

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Funny story: Second Scorpion Found In Man's Bedroom

Second Scorpion Found In Man's Bedroom

In what is starting to seem like a regular occurence, a man has told of how he was almost attacked by a deadly black scorpion in his bedroom, as he sat reading a book. The man's bedroom, not the scorpion's. Quietly minding his own business read…

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Funny story: Northern City To Undergo Namechange

Northern City To Undergo Namechange

In a rare dramatic event in East Yorkshire, council officials have, this morning, announced that the city of Kingston upon Hull is to undergo a namechange that will "more appropriately reflect the city's long history and cultural heritage, as well as...

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Funny story: Big Turd Spotted In Barmston Drain

Big Turd Spotted In Barmston Drain

Police and council officials were called to a city drain this morning, after a giant turd was spotted bobbing up and down, by a man walking his dog on the public footpath adjoining the waterway. The incident took place in Hull in East Yorkshire, w...

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Funny story: Man Seen Wearing Bum Bag

Man Seen Wearing Bum Bag

There were flashbacks to the 1980s aplenty amongst shoppers in the East Yorkshire city of Hull this week, when an otherwise nondescript man was spotted in the city centre wearing a bum bag. The bum bag was at the zenith of its popularity in the la...

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Funny story: Man Walked Four Miles, Then Walked Back Again

Man Walked Four Miles, Then Walked Back Again

Drama in East Yorkshire at the weekend, when well-known local tosspot, Reg Gittens, decided to take a short stroll up the road from his house to 'stretch his legs'. Once on the road, however, Gittens mind drifted off, he lost his focus, and eventu...

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Funny story: City Centre Retail Success Story Keeps On Growing

City Centre Retail Success Story Keeps On Growing

The value of being selected as the UK City of Culture has been proven beyond all shadow of a doubt, after the news that Hull, the 2017 incumbent, has expanded its city centre retail trade exponentially, according to local gossip. Despite losing it...

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Funny story: Group of Zulu warriors invading London end up in Hull!

Group of Zulu warriors invading London end up in Hull!

It seems that South African Zulus have no knowledge of British geography after intending to invade London, they went AWOL, and ended up in a very fishy place called, Hull, Yorkshire! The Zulu leader, Chief Zizu Zwazi-Caine, (a distant relation of...

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Funny story: Man Writes Story To Alleviate Boredom

Man Writes Story To Alleviate Boredom

A Englishman man living in the Thai capital of Bangkok has revealed how he wrote and published a story on satirical news website TheSpoof.com simply to try to make himself feel better, 'cheer himself up', and to alleviate symptoms of 'pure and unadu...

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Funny story: Hull Man Makes Comeback After Friend's Pick-Me-Up Email

Hull Man Makes Comeback After Friend's Pick-Me-Up Email

An Englishman living in the Thai capital of Bangkok has told how a period of 'inner reflection' he undertook after receiving an email from a long-lost friend led to the rediscovery of a talent for scribbling that had lain dormant for more than thirty...

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Funny story: Hull to get Independence Referendum and break away from the UK

Hull to get Independence Referendum and break away from the UK

Hot on the heels of the Scottish Referendum, which makes a change from being hot on the heels of shoplifters from the Prospect Shopping Centre, Hull has declared that it is aiming to gain independence from the remainder of what's left of the UK. A...

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Funny story: FIFA To Ban Flares At All Soccer Games

FIFA To Ban Flares At All Soccer Games

FIFA, the World governing body of soccer, announced today an immediate ban on flares at all World Cup matches, stating the ban was long overdue. With the 2014 World Cup set to be staged in Brazil many see the ban as not only ensuring a safer envir...

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Funny story: Hull To Be Renamed Hell? Over Your Dead Body

Hull To Be Renamed Hell? Over Your Dead Body

In response to a tourism drive instigated by council big wigs in the glorious city of Kingston Upon Hull, a protest group has been set up to stop the renaming of the city. Council chiefs had wanted to rename the city "Hell" which in Back and to the L...

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Funny story: Hull Set To Be Renamed 'Hell' As Part Of Tourism Drive

Hull Set To Be Renamed 'Hell' As Part Of Tourism Drive

Council chiefs in Kingston-Upon-Hull have unveiled a proposal designed to boost the city's tourism industry. Their madcap idea is to rename the city 'Hell'. Council spokesman Claude Dogsbody explained the barmy plans earlier today. "Tourism fig...

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Funny story: Lord John Prescott to open newly discovered Hull Barrier Reef

Lord John Prescott to open newly discovered Hull Barrier Reef

Lord Prescott, former deputy prime minister and Secretary of State for Chinese take-aways, is the special guest at a ceremony to celebrate the opening of the Hull Barrier Reef. Speaking at a special luncheon for the Hull Association of Street Drin...

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Funny story: David Hasselhoff Joins Reopen Morecambe Campaign

David Hasselhoff Joins Reopen Morecambe Campaign

Baywatch legend David Hasselhoff has pledged his support for a campaign to reopen Morecambe, the North Lancashire town and Britain's Most Decrepit Seaside Resort 2005. Morecambe, voted Britain's Most Desolate Ghost Town in 1999, has been closed si...

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